Last night, I caught myself fondling my private parts. Is there a polite way for me to ask myself to stop? I don't want to hurt my feelings, but I really feel I need to give myself some space and respect my personal boundaries. I mean, I like me, just not in that way.
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Re: a question
Tue, April 19, 2005 - 3:48 AMYou need to stop leading yourself on, you dirty little slut. Dressing like that can only signal one thing to yourself and if you get yourself into trouble, well then....you only have yourself to blame.
I have no problem slapping myself around if I turn out to be one of those G-d damned prickteases....
Just lie back and think of England, damnit...it'll be over soon enough.
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Re: a question
Tue, April 19, 2005 - 11:36 PMYou're just not that into you.
Break up with yourself, all you're doing is fucking yourself up, and you're just going to have a harder time in the long run. Don't draw it out, a clean break is best and heals fastest.
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Re: a question
Wed, May 4, 2005 - 10:22 AMask your right hand to take your left hand out for a drink
stop and hit a flowershop on the way
then a pizzaria
send both flowers and a pie to your pecker
if you start pinching your nipples
we may have to hire a photographer.
