Anyone still alive in here or all you busy watching Last COmic Standing?
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Unsu...
Re: Anyone Alive?
Fri, June 18, 2004 - 4:41 AMseems like a good spot to introduce myself. meemee here.
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Re: Anyone Alive?
Fri, June 18, 2004 - 9:09 AMNot funny huh, well you will fit in great here! -
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Unsu...
Re: Anyone Alive?
Fri, June 18, 2004 - 9:49 AM*she settles for the helium-filled environment*
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Unsu...
Re: Anyone Alive?
Fri, June 18, 2004 - 5:16 PMHey, speak for yourself, jerk! I'm fucking _hilarious_! You can quote my wife on that! Wait a minute.
-T. -
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Unsu...
Re: Anyone Alive?
Fri, June 18, 2004 - 5:31 PM*meemee cranks up nitrous oxide valve*
...snail walks into a bar.... -
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Re: Anyone Alive?
Mon, June 21, 2004 - 2:34 PMAnd the bartender goes, "Wow, for a snail, you've got a pretty nice pair of legs" and the snail goes "for a guy who's supposed to shut the fuck up and pour me bourbon you've got a pretty big fucking mouth." -
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Re: Anyone Alive?
Mon, June 21, 2004 - 5:52 PMAnd no more Margaritas with salted glasses Damn it! -
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Unsu...
Re: Anyone Alive?
Mon, June 21, 2004 - 7:10 PMso the bartender threw the snail out the door and a year later the snail returned...
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR? -
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This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.Unsu...
Re: Anyone Alive?
Mon, June 21, 2004 - 8:33 PMlook, i can't keep up this masquerade any longer. i'm starting to feel like wilma when she snuck into the loyal order of buffalo in disguise.
i have never even vaguely entertained the idea of comedy writing. truth is, i don't even know how i got into this tribe. i was looking for the ladies room.
i'm just scared someone might see me walking out of here. so if it's all right with you can i crash here just for tonight? it's getting late. and lord knows i am frustrated. we do have that in common. -
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Re: Anyone Alive?
Tue, June 22, 2004 - 8:44 AMSure crash out, we promises not to stick your hand in warm water, or take compromising pictures of you -
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Unsu...
Re: Anyone Alive?
Tue, June 22, 2004 - 11:14 AMThe Nair treatment, however, will proceed.
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Unsu...
Re: Anyone Alive?
Tue, June 22, 2004 - 6:46 PMok. who took my panties? they were a gift from my uncle. -
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Re: Anyone Alive?
Tue, June 22, 2004 - 7:46 PM"Unkie, these panties are kin'a uncomforble. They pinch my woowoo."
"That's so you'll always think of me when you wear them, dear. Now run along and play." -
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Re: Anyone Alive?
Tue, June 22, 2004 - 10:21 PMThat's so funny, my uncle gave me panties too! -
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Re: Anyone Alive?
Sun, August 1, 2004 - 8:33 PMpasties? and rubber nipples? cant go wrong there!
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