news.independent.co.uk/uk/thi...ory.jsp
"Revelation! 666 is not the number of the beast (it's a devilish 616)
"A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616."
In a related note, Mrs. Beatrice Satan of Grand Rapids, MI, has asked for her telephone number to be made unlisted from now on, due to a increased number of unwanted phone calls she received following the announcement of the Antichrist's area code. "The last straw was that Tom DeLay fellow," Mrs. Satan explained. "Calling me up drunk at 3 AM, asking what kind of crook I was and accusing me of going back on a deal...well, I never heard such language!"
Neither Mr. DeLay nor the Prince of Darkness were available for comment, though both are believed to be at home in Texas at the moment.
"Revelation! 666 is not the number of the beast (it's a devilish 616)
"A newly discovered fragment of the oldest surviving copy of the New Testament indicates that, as far as the Antichrist goes, theologians, scholars, heavy metal groups, and television evangelists have got the wrong number. Instead of 666, it's actually the far less ominous 616."
In a related note, Mrs. Beatrice Satan of Grand Rapids, MI, has asked for her telephone number to be made unlisted from now on, due to a increased number of unwanted phone calls she received following the announcement of the Antichrist's area code. "The last straw was that Tom DeLay fellow," Mrs. Satan explained. "Calling me up drunk at 3 AM, asking what kind of crook I was and accusing me of going back on a deal...well, I never heard such language!"
Neither Mr. DeLay nor the Prince of Darkness were available for comment, though both are believed to be at home in Texas at the moment.
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Re: And one more...
Wed, May 4, 2005 - 11:11 PMain't it strange they can't find the anthrax mailer
and that the doves were the victims
i mean one would think if you hated america
you would attack the hawks
Saw a national Public tv film
about The Rockerfellers of Standard oil
and the founding deals of Saudi Arabi
in the late 1930's, they also built the two towers
And wasn't strange there wasn't more
flack than Just Michael Moores peice
about the Bin Laudin's being flown from the country.
maybe the whole thing isn't about here
What if the true monatary center of the world
was now Saudi Arabia? What's their national debt look like?
What if it were merely a faked yet real attack on America
the way the Remember the Maine was a case of yellow Journalism.
people like endings to plots it's just tidy
we can't help it. not that we don't want to hear the dis
Like Jay leno and Conan O'brien
punking out Kerry and Edwards
who listens to late night ? Middle America
what sold George Bush to America? Late Night.
Best thing Dennis Miller ever said was everyone is responsible
for their own orgasim, only you can experience it
other people just help you get there.
He and O'reilly Starting making out on my t.v.
over the whole Pediphile priest thing. up to that point
dennis was a Jedi, now he is Sith all the way.
soon he will be Slitheryn too! no doubt
Darth Miller..speaking of wasted minds gone right
ever watch leno just to count how many guest's
touch their noses several times during the show?
love to have that green room supply job.
back to fake attack
think of the billions in oil revenue's
and rebuilding scams
I wouldn't be suprised if Ben laudin
wasn't living in D.C. knocking out the two towers
becomes merely stepping on ants.
the world keeps on slipping slipping in time into the future
we didn't start the fire.
