I would like to take this opportunity to Let you know how much I admire and respect Rey! The man the myth the legend!
Not only is he remarkably attractive (so much so that I have been continually forced to question my own sexuality) but he also possesses a mind that is nothing short of a marvel!
I know I am intelligent, well read, educated, and wise in my way, and for most of my life I felt I was at or near the top of the intellectual heap so to speak. Then I met Rey…what a humbling experience.
I for one have decided to dedicate my life to studying under this Master. I have quit my job, and sold my house to help fund the Church of Rey. I now ask all of you to join me in selling your positions, and devote your meager lives to what very well may be the second coming of Christ himself.
Thank you are for reading this.
Humbly yours T-Rey Butt-Ray-ler
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Re: I LOVE REY!!!!!!!
Fri, June 25, 2004 - 7:54 AMWow Tray…never knew I have such a profound effect on you. It is okay man; you will learn to live with these intense feelings. I remember the first time Misha saw me naked, I had to endure weeks of his midnight serenades on my front porch, phone calls at 3 am, and need I even mention his pathetic attempt at ice sculpting.
So Tray I urge you to join the “Recovering Rey Addicts” support group founded by Misha, Andy, Chad, Lang, and Marty
Also read some inspiring tales of others that have found the strength to over come their deviant sexual fantasies.
www.newsmax.com/archives/a...73915.shtml
www.parentsandfriends.20m.com/conf.html
www.gayporn.com
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Fri, June 25, 2004 - 8:12 AMhottie pinkie kittie mama can help.
*lick lick for catnip*
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a message to the moderator: please block me from this tribe. i am humiliating myself. i need your help with this. a chair wedged behind the door should do nicely. for the love of god and all that is holy purge meeeee!!!!!
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Fri, June 25, 2004 - 9:37 AMGod damn it, I'm going to kill this nerd. And I'm never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever logging in from the Zegri Compound again. I'm going to KILL HIM!!!!
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Re: I LOVE REY!!!!!!!
Fri, June 25, 2004 - 10:27 AMSee how quickly love turns to hate…*sigh* -
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Re: I LOVE REY!!!!!!!
Fri, June 25, 2004 - 6:02 PMIf only Trey had been there at Papy's, in the shadow of your gargantuan schlong, as you swiveled your hips, causing the mighty pendulum of manhood to gently sway back in forth as you looked down at the assembled in the Holy Hot Tub and intoned....
"YOU'RE GETTING SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPY...."
Then he might REALLY love you. :-)
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